Strange day in the city. Xela, Guatemala. Wandered
around cold grey and ugly, the bank guards with their shotguns and
street kids with soot on their faces and a drunk claiming to be El Buky
kissing our hands.
Went to the Museum of Western Culture, which
started out with photographs of military generals and rusty swords and a
white silk ball gown rotting around the edges, and then there was a
room of sports heroes and musicians, with marimbas and their giant
gourd-testicles hanging down from the ceiling, a black satin marimbero
jacket embroidered in glass beads pressed into a frame. The hallways
were jammed with typewriters, old computers, portable phones from the
1990s...
...The hallways were populated with old men, sitting,
reading dictionaries, whittling at blocks of wood, around every corner
kitschy magazine clipping collage signs saying NO FOTOS and, upstairs, a
giant banner that read: COUPLES: PLEASE HAVE SOME EDUCATION (with a
magazine ad posted on of a couple making out, selling viagra), passing
below the banner into the the next room full of Western Culture, I was
surrounded by a labyrinth of glass display cases of dried leaves, jars
of powdered chemicals, sulfur and lye, boxes of chicle and bottles of
rainbow colored "Healthy Xela" soda, plastic bags of wheat and seeds,
lined up against the walls, floor to ceiling, a dead forest of national
industry.
In the hallway, pottery and funerary urns and human remains. Gorgeous tiny clay heads making funny faces at us.
The
next room was hot and musty and filled with rotting taxidermy, jars of
formaldehyde reptiles, and the majestic skull of a whale in the center
of it all, so big its bones were stacked haphazardly on top of each
other. Along one wall were jars filled with floating snakes in clear
liquid, looking slightly transparent. Then the lions, in the middle of
the room, nipple-high and mangy, with bulging ping-pong eyeballs and
plastic strips for tongues hanging out of caulky mouths. Across from
them were the human fetuses. My uterus cramped up and I gagged and
walked out of the room. Took refuge in the beautiful last exhibit of
pinned-down beetles and iridescent butterflies and the crown jewel of
the whole museum of Western Culture, perched in a glass case against a
silk Guatemalan flag, a Quetzal.
Jess convinced me to return to
the taxidermy room... there were the squirrels, mounting each other and
baring fangs, there was the two-headed goat and the eight-legged dog,
the shark fetus and the pickled octopus, the stuffed deer with its head
taped on, the bug eyed cats and the 12-foot alligator skin nailed to the
wall, the blow fish and the conch shells and spontaneous little altars
tucked into the crevices, saints and a little turtle made of peach pit,
perched on the back of a hollowed out crab. Thick boa with toads
leaping frozen over it. A room full of still life.
When we left
it took awhile, sitting in the central plaza, processing, laughing till
we cried. Afterward, the whole city began to make sense-- it was all
just an extension of the museum, ode to our great Western Culture.
MacDonald's and recycled school buses, Your American Dollars Welcome
Here.
(2009)
(2009)
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